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16/01/94 - PHAN DIN PHOUNG, HO CHI MINH CITY Diary
day 3 by Bryan Adams: Show Day. The phone rings
(as usual) Big press
call Im told. CBS news is here, so is MTV, Vancouver Sun, Reuters, AP Wire
Service and a few others. Tim suggests that if we
are going as a Journalistic Cluster Fuck we should go to the Zoo.
Seems appropriate. Back in the Xich Lo and away we go. It is the most obscene
thing. Photographers and video cameras join in and all blaze away as we roll along
into the city. Future Clash tour manager Chris (Q Magazine) Chappel joins us to
try and deflect the fury. I hate zoos. This zoo was
built by the French, and since they got ousted, no one has paid much attention
to it. The animals look reasonably miserable, particularly the elephants who are
boiling away in the sun. I stop next to a baby elephant who is rocking away
it
looks distressed. I pour an entire bottle of water into her trunk (Im guessing
its a she), which she guzzles down and sprays into her mouth.
This stops her from rocking. There are two shackles with chains on her feet preventing
her from moving so she has to remain stationary until the keeper moves her into
another location. What a beautiful creature. My heart just melts for this beautiful
animal. They need ELEFRIENDS here to help. The
tiger looks far to big for its cage
it all comes racing back to me why I
hate zoos. A photo opportunity is lined up by the
two photographers to go to the American Embassy and scale up the roof for a quick
snap. My guide for most of the trip here is Tim Page (who limps from a shrapnel
wound to the head).He constantly describes the scene here during the war as we
ride along. What this building was what that building was endless
grunt war lingo about his willy and his dissatisfaction with
having such a large entourage of journalists around (I cant argue there).
The guy from Details mag is writing down every word I say, which is annoying,
but maybe his article will be hugely revealing (?). As
we climb the stairs to the American Embassy, I duck into one of the hallways and
wait for them all to pass. Once the coast is clear I get back to my Xich Lo and
beetle back to the hotel for a drink
Ive had enough of all this for
the moment. (We ended up back there later.) Sound
check goes well, the building looks great and the tickets are all gone. Bruce
has done an excellent job preparing the venue so people can come down and stand
in what he calls a Mosh Pit. The concert
is full of press from all over the world. MTV on hand as I walk on and off stage.
The crowd is about 70% local and 30% foreign. There are expressionless baton-wielding
police ready to pounce on the crowd. The audience seems oblivious to them. This
gig feels like an audition. They know some of the bigger songs (which means somebody
is spinning tunes on the radio here). Bruce
has invited about 100 people from outside who are scaling the wall to try to get
a glimpse of what is happening, and they turn out to be the most enthusiastic
until the rest of the crowd gets the nerve to stand up on their seats. 
The
police have locked the doors so no one can get in
or out! Guess you call
that a captive audience? One guy who looks like a heavy metal fan jumps up and
starts to play air guitar quite convincingly then gets ripped of the stage by
a waiting security guy who hurls him back into the crowd. Later in the show
loads
more people jump up on the stage
at this point security seems to have acknowledged
the fact that these people are not revolutionaries but counter-revolutionaries
out for a good time and let things happen. Time passes very quickly. Next thing
I know Im being driven back to the Hotel by the chief of police in his private
car, who is waving his stun gun out the window. He must be trying to impress someone,
I havent figured out who. Everything seems to
be standing still now as I sit in my room typing this. In a way, I feel sort of
strange introducing live pop culture here. (Although they do have
Michael Jackson chocolate bars) but Im not sure all of this really belongs. The
sounds which I normally hear night after night in concert particularly
the audience sounds seemed enhanced. Im sure it was my own imagination,
but the whole gig seemed surreal, almost as if it were in slow motion. Kim
didnt win the marathon here, an American won (they gave her a medal anyway). A
bowl of spaghetti settles my stomach which has been feeling bad for the last four
hours nerves. I call home and fall asleep.
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