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04/01/03 - KIRSTENBOSCH GARDENS,
CAPE TOWN
Review by Val Deuchar:
Saturday 4 Jan 03
Wow - can it be said that this was better than the
1st and 2nd shows? Can't believe he can outdo himself one day after
the other.
Anyway - back to the queue. Same place, main entrance
gate. My niece, Heidi, accompanied me this time. Again got there
about 14h15 and about 20/25 people from front. Usual chatting with
everyone - when people on all three evenings discovered I was attending
all three shows - they said "wow - you must be a REAL Bryan
Adams fan". When they find out how much it is costing me (together
with the t-shirt purchase and banner preparation) quite a few thought
I was rich - so perhaps I was being "too extravagant"
as certain persons who shall remain nameless have suggested to me.
Okay - but I don't care - in unlikely event of Bryan visiting again
- it will be in say 4 years - (but maybe less?) plenty time to put
a special piggy bank together and save up the loose coins. In any
event, I have made appropriate "forfeits" both in the
past and will forfeit in the future to justify my attending all
of the Cape Town shows.
At about 17h00 I noticed (and no-one else did as
there were lots of vehicles around - I just kept quiet as I did
not want to create a riot) - this white stretch limo (with personalised
no. plates & tinted windows) quietly pull up - it stopped briefly
in front of us and slowly drove away - the first evening B said
on stage that he would get to Kirstenbosch about 17h00. Now I am
thinking to myself - was that Bryan checking out the queues? Somehow
I don't see B in a stretch limo but maybe it was? I have met someone
subsequently who said he attended the first night in Cape Town and
when running to get the best position, saw Bryan leaving in a black
Mercedes Benz. So .. who knows.
We were let in earlier than 18h30 this time - so
were stopped at a barrier closer to the stage. But I discovered
that it was a decision taken by a security guard, manning that barrier,
filled with his own self importance. Because when he finally agreed
to let us run up (I was 3rd in this line after having overtaken
people running uphill just before this barrier) THERE WERE PEOPLE
ALREADY SITTING THERE that had entered from the other gates. I was
ready to kill that security guard - but naturally could not forfeit
my position by turning back and committing the deed! I however still
managed to get up front right of stage (where Bryan consistently
selected the WYG girl) this time - happy as I wanted a different
perspective. If I ever bump into that security guard prick again
I will give him a slap like that woman did to that pompous Scot
on the first night!
Spent part of the next 1.5 hours chatting to "my"
security guards (note - not chatting up!) - the nice ones controlling
the stage. The audience all 3 nights were pretty middle of the road
types - varying ages with kids (9 years old), teenagers, twenties,
thirties etc. Big middle aged contingent (hello Val) but next to
me on my left the final night was a woman up front against the stage
who certainly must have been approaching 70. What a blast - and
she got down and boogied!
KFM 94.5 radio dj gave the intro as the first night
- waited half an hour after that before the guys again very casually
walked on stage.
Keith again was having a ball and dancing around
like mad. Bryan mentioned what a wonderful summer holiday they were
having and said "thank you, South Africa". I think he
fancies us! You are welcome back anytime to spend a summer break,
Bryan! Also, throw in some bonus concerts again to express your
appreciation!
At the two previous shows I sometimes struggled
to hear what Bryan was saying when he decided to have one of his
chats due to the crowd screaming. Tonight two teenage girls started
screaming from about 19h45 an entire half an hour before Bryan was
to come on - right behind me into my ear. I turned round and asked
them as nicely as possible to cease screaming when Bryan talks as
everyone (but particularly me!) would like to hear what he has to
say - I said obviously you can scream and cavort as much as you
want during the songs (the sound system subsequently drowned them
out anyway) - they looked astounded but agreed - perhaps I looked
& sounded like their 3rd grade dragon teacher from a few years
back!
WYG. Bryan took an age to decide on who would join
him - he even asked Keith to assist and Keith chose someone way
back to the left - Bryan ultimately chose not to heed his advice
and selected a girl middle centre. Well, this was the sexiest one
of the 3 evenings - typical clothing as I explained before - when
he asked her what she does she
said she was still at school. So I reckon she was 16 or 17 - going
on 25! An Afrikaans lass because when Bryan asked her if she knew
the words to the song she answered "a bietjie" (which
is Afrikaans for "a little"). He misunderstood and thought
her name was Vicki! Anyway he asked her if she was alone and she
said no, she was with her "new" boyfriend. Bryan asked
where is your boyfriend? After she indicated, Bryan pointed to him,
lights centred on him and Bryan said (with his arms around "Vicki")
"If you dont get it tonight man, you are never going
to get it". Or words to that effect. Oooh, I reckon some older
folk in the audience may have found that just a little bit over
the top Bryan when the lady on stage with you was not yet even an
adult - just a mere kid - never mind what they actually do get up
to - dont go and encourage/endorse it in front of all those
people. Anyway - I am not too bothered with it - but I know some
others maybe - especially her Mom or Dad. The audience laughed like
crazy. As the song got under way - we realised this time Bryan had
chosen the right girl - she was brilliant. Very soon Bryan flung
the word sheet out of her hand as she knew the words and she was
just flashing the sheet around interfering with his playing. Even
Bryan acknowledged to her and the crowd after the song that she
definitely was the best for the 3 nights - and she merely enjoyed
herself - did the normal bum to bum thing (nothing else!) and hugged
and kissed Bryan - exactly what I would have done! She did not go
to a certain extreme as Lauren did on the first night.
The centre right side of stage was conveniently
placed for me to touch Bryan's leg - which I duly did - felt like
a stupid teenybopper but everyone was doing it - even the 70 year
old lady - all in good clean fun and Bryan seemed totally oblivious.
Security left us alone.
Also the spot I had tonight was extremely well placed
to view his butt! Although you are still sexy Bryan - too thin -
get some weight on to fill those jeans. I can't talk - everyone
complaining on how thin I am - have lost 9kgs since August and before
then I was not even regarded as overweight, never mind fat! No wonder
I was able to make it right up front every night beating everyone
in sight! I was like a fairy flying in the night!
Someone was phoning a friend on their mobile phone
and I dont think they handed it to Bryan with the request
for him to take it - Bryan simply helped himself to the phone and
spoke into it - heard nothing of course as it was right in the middle
of a song.
The first encore bow Bryan again fooling around
- this time leaning back with the guys having to hold him to prevent
him from falling - that's how I discovered his brand of underwear.
On this Saturday night his preference was for Calvin Klein. No,
it wasn't the jeans - it was the underwear!
Keith appeared to recognise me - at the 2nd show
- and then at the third show - he acknowledged me by mouthing "how
are you"? I responded appropriately - with decorum! What a
nice guy. But I suppose it was inevitable to remember me seeing
I was up there 3x and the stage was small and narrow. Not too many
faces along its length, therefore. The first night I gave a thumbs
up to Mickey and he responded with a big grin.
Bryan had to cut short his final show by 3 songs
as by the time he was singing "Cloud # 9", I could tell
his voice was finished (the audience did not seem to realise it
but I did as I had been to the two previous shows). So he did not
sing Straight from the Heart, Run To You and The Best of Me. He
pointed to his throat to the crew at the back after completing "Cloud
9".
He did however take peoples hands in the front and
signed some cd covers and books from the front of stage before finally
leaving the stage. The first night he signed someone's t shirt.
Thank heavens I went for that third and final concert
ticket. It was worth it all 3 nights of having a party - it took
me two days to recover from the shows - was really bushed by Saturday
night when I got home that although I really believed I was "awake
walking", I was walking into door frames - so I was "awake
but sleep walking".
It now seems unreal that I was at those three shows just a few weeks
ago - we really did not expect another BA visit after his May 99
concerts. Am only now feeling as though I am no longer on an emotional
rollercoaster - still feel on a high though - no doubt after a month,
3 months it will settle down?
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